Since the Large Hadron Collider apparently hasn't torn a gaping hole in the universe, I need to find another doomsday scenario.
(rifling through my End Times folder)
Here we go: The NFL Players Association filed a lawsuit in federal court yesterday against CBS Interactive over the use of player statistics in fantasy football games, the Associated Press reports.
The suit, filed in Miami, comes a week after CBS Interactive sued the NFL Players Association in federal court in Minneapolis. That suit seeks to clarify who controls the statistics that underlie its fantasy football games.
As a Wisconsin native, I've already lost the most talented quarterback known to man. Now take away our fantasy teams? There's no telling what will happen!